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smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via tyleroakley)

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via tanyagoestohell)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via falloutathedisco)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via cyku)

shut-up-karen:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it


Free them

shut-up-karen:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Free them

(via ponyaponya)

danhowellpng:

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who let this nutball in charge of the phil lester defence squad

(via summer-witika)

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via tyleroakley)